Ireland is a little country which raises all the great questions.

Misfortunes make us wise

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.

I mean, I'm 6-foot-11, I've got red hair, freckles, I'm a goofy, nerdy-looking guy, I've got a speech impediment-I stutter and stammer all the time-and I'm a Deadhead.

The ability to communicate with everybody, regardless of who are you are, is a great thing.

Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"

Mars, when guilty of homicide, and set free from the charge of murder by the Athenians through favour, lest he should appear to be too fierce and savage, committed adultery with Venus.

I wish Europe would let Russia annihilate Turkey a little--not much, but enough to make it difficult to find the place again without a divining-rod or a diving-bell.

The laws of God work in the same way as the laws of Science. You cannot break them - you can only break yourself against them.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

I still continue to do at least four concert tours a year, and in many cases, as many as six.