In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Prisoner of Her Own Captivity

Mastery is not something that strikes in an instant, like a thunderbolt, but a gathering power that moves steadily through time, like weather.

Sexuality is to feminism what work is to Marxism.

Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year.

Like, my mother would have company over, and I would sing so they'd pay attention to me.

I see America through the eyes of the victim. I don’t see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Beating drums while doing a kindness to somone is a very ugly show of ego!

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

Sometimes, when the spirit moves me I can do many wondrous things I wanna know when the spirit moves you Did ye get healed?