In regards to steroids, I think we're all to blame, all of baseball. I never realized how far-reaching this problem has been.

Competing at the highest level is not about winning. It's about preparation, courage, understanding and nurturing your people, and heart. Winning is the result.

Baseball is a game of life. It's not perfect, but it feels like it is.

The second you think you've arrived, someone passes you. You have to always be in pursuit.

Don't be afraid to fail, encourage your talent, and use your heart. And never be unprepared

A winner is somebody who goes out there every day and exhausts himself trying to get something accomplished.

When we lost I couldn't sleep at night. When we win I can't sleep at night. But when you win, you wake up feeling better

Unless you have bad times, you can't appreciate the good times.

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.

If you do the best you can, you never have to look back.

And in the darkness, he found reality.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I have no trouble being a good dude because that's what I am.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

The preaching of Jesus Christ and him crucified on account of sinners is Gods desired way of being God.

The authors of all our misfortune.

My principles are simple. Protect the Earth. Serve the People, and Explore the Universe

I think I do find humor in disorder, and reality is disorder.

The scent of flowers does not travel against the wind; but the odor of good people travels; even against the wind: a good man pervades every place.

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique, and he has an amazing comedy mind.