In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Each person change themselves first, and then let your change act as a leader for others to make the changes they need.

Since I see technology as being an extension of the human body, it's inevitable that it should come home to roost.

A theory is the more impressive the greater is the simplicity of its premises, the more different are the kinds of things it relates and the more extended the range of its applicability.

Whatever affliction comes in our life, our Lord goes into the valley with us, leading us by the hand, even carrying us when it is necessary.

People are not born heroes or villains; they’re created by the people around them.

Few things are needed to make a wise man happy; nothing can make a fool content; that is why most men are miserable.

There is no moral distinction between petty thievery and 'from each according to ability, to each according to need.'

Whenever in history, equality appeared on the agenda, it was exported somewhere else, like an undesirable.

The prophets preach . . . that pleasure, not will-power and coercion, is how you most deeply transform people.

Everything in the world has a spirit which is released by its sound.