In fact, in Aberdeen, Washington, I am known as Mr. Small Package!

I am not the biggest, I am not the strongest, but I am Damn sure the toughest!

Around here, no one deserves anything. You have to earn it.

Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan.

Winning often teaches you about losing and losing often teaches you about winning and a lot of things also happen by luck and you have to be at the right place at the right time.

You can't be a champion until you can beat a bear.

You've got two options: Tap or SNAP !!!

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

My rookie is manly, so manly, oh so manly his name is Derrick Bateman.

People say a lot of things, like "You can't teach personality" or "You can't teach charisma," and I find that it's not true.

I think really one of the hardest things for me always was just the walk to the ring.

Find what is meaningful to you and stand by it. Even if you begin to wonder if there is any meaning to anything, continue to be yourself.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

I guess I can't live without Netflix because I would have nothing to do. All I do is sit home and watch movies.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Pride is what you can afford or think you can afford.

I was warped early by Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe. I was very fond of Franz Kafka.

Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.

There's times you want to give up and times you want to move on ... you get so much satisfaction out of staying and sticking with it, and seeing things turn around.

I follow four dictates: face it, accept it, deal with it, then let it go.

A cat won't curry favor even if it's in their best interests to do so. A cat can't be a hypocrite. If more preachers were like cats, this would be a more religious country.