In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Your Maker has rescued you from the darkest corner of your own heart... What he asks in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary.

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

Good things don’t happen in bulk, they take ample time. You have to have patience.

After being in the creative, hermetic state I have been in, coming out has been painful, but it is getting easier.

A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

Your job on Earth, therefore, is not to learn (because you already know), but to remember Who You Are. And to remember who everyone else is.

If you permit your thoughts to dwell on evil you yourself will become ugly. Look only for the good in everything so you absorb the quality of beauty.

I'm the kind of father I wanted my father to be. That may be the sweetest revenge.

Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience; you will find it a calamity.

Why does not the brain adapt to repeated exposure and become indifferent, instead of satisfied?