In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Profit is vitamin of the body and loss is vitamin of the Soul [The Self]. So where is a loss anywhere?

Only the present exists. The past is gone, and the future has not yet happened. There is only ever time present.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

one by one they all go away

Exaggerated passion combined with enthusiasm has the ingredients to make a prolific artist.

I try to keep myself grounded and to stay true to who I am through every experience, positive or negative.

No arbitrary regulation, no act of the legislature, can add anything to the capital of the country; it can only force it into artificial channels.

To me, one of the easiest ways of addressing climate change and potentially remedying climate change is to stop subsidizing animal agriculture.

I have more care to stay than will to go.

Fate is a quantity very much like TV: an unstoppable narrative, written, produced and directed by somebody else.