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A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.
I forgot what I was going to think.
To Americans, either/or means both.
He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.
Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.
You can't stop a man from stopping himself.
I awoke to a daymare. Life.
Where have you been all of your life?
Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.
I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.
First, let me finish. Then interrupt.
I'm all groan up in America.
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.
A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.
Honesty is the best insurance policy.
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.
I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.
Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.
Life is short unless agony is long.
If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?
There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.
I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.
If the mind fits, shrink it.
I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
The first casualty of war is casual wear.
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.
Peace ain't worth fighting for.
I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.
I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!
I love objectivity when mine.
It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.
When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.
If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.
Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.
I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.
The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.