Brian Spellman Quotes

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

To Americans, either/or means both.

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense ... sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!

Nostalgia was never what it used to be.

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

Peace ain't worth fighting for.

The first casualty of war is casual wear.

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.

I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up - late.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep.

With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

Where have you been all of your life?

You can't stop a man from stopping himself.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Kindness knows no kind.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

Life is short unless agony is long.

A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

If the mind fits, shrink it.