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Brian Spellman Quotes: "I forgot what I was going to think."

I forgot what I was going to think.




Brian Spellman Quotes: "To Americans, either/or means both."

To Americans, either/or means both.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it."

He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that."

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.




Brian Spellman Quotes: "You can't stop a man from stopping himself."

You can't stop a man from stopping himself.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I awoke to a daymare. Life."

I awoke to a daymare. Life.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Where have you been all of your life?"

Where have you been all of your life?




Brian Spellman Quotes: "Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind."

Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back."

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "First, let me finish. Then interrupt."

First, let me finish. Then interrupt.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I'm all groan up in America."

I'm all groan up in America.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss."

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.




Brian Spellman Quotes: "Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity."

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you."

A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Honesty is the best insurance policy."

Honesty is the best insurance policy.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories."

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general."

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice."

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie."

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy."

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else."

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse."

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Life is short unless agony is long."

Life is short unless agony is long.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?"

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?



Brian Spellman Quotes: "There's an ad for every vice. That's advice."

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I can't name just one example. Then there's only one."

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "If the mind fits, shrink it."

If the mind fits, shrink it.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting."

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure."

I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses."

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world."

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "The first casualty of war is casual wear."

The first casualty of war is casual wear.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part."

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me."

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Peace ain't worth fighting for."

Peace ain't worth fighting for.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it."

I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?"

I say there is no darkness but ignorance, " said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?



Brian Spellman Quotes: "An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay."

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is."

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!"

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I love objectivity when mine."

I love objectivity when mine.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do."

It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would."

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer."

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "When to others it's not lying. It's privacy."

When to others it's not lying. It's privacy.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything."

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him."

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink."

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.



Brian Spellman Quotes: "The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies."

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.