Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Amazing things can happen when the family of God bands together.

You lie once.. you lie for the rest of your life... and in quest of proving your innocence.. you pledge your honesty with utter lies.... !!!

Laughter is an affect resulting from the sudden transformation of a heightened expectation into nothing.

No argument, no matter how convincing, will give courage to a coward

Give back to the world at least what you've received.

Bottlenecks are usually at the tops of bottles.

He stripped off the armor of institutional friendships To dedictate his soul To the terrible deities of Truth and Beauty.

The best things in life are often the ones hardest to get. Yet they are also the ones that are the easiest to find, usually right in front of your face.

When a man is in doubt about this or that in his writing, it will often guide him if he asks himself how it will tell a hundred years hence.

Racism cannot be cured solely by attacking some of the results it produces, like discrimination in housing or in education.