If you were shopping for a father, you'd have to take out a serious loan to afford mine. He's the best.

Dad loves my stuff. No matter how many times my voice cracks or I miss a tap, he doesn't care. He's like some businessman making it to his kid's recital.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

I was not very well-behaved. I remember I was a discipline problem. I was a typical American male at twenty-years-old, and I was causing trouble whenever I could.

Most of us must learn to love people and use things rather than loving things and using people.

The shifts of fortune test the reliability of friends.

My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value - I think equal pay is about fairness for everyone.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

We also have to be honest about the fact that not everyone who seeks to join our country will be able to successfully assimilate. Sometimes it's just not going to work out.

A Century of Wisdom is universal and will enrich readers for generations to come.

I still draw a lot though. Ballpoint pen is my preferred medium.

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.

The nuttes schell, thocht it be hard and teuch,Haldis the kirnill, and is delectabill.Sa lyis thair ane doctrine wyse aneuch,And full of fruit, under ane fenyeit Fabill.

I am a politician, but I am also a Christian.