If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.

Look at it like this, it's not that we're making life, we're simply giving life a place to live.

It is a mystery, ' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped.

Is It Frightening To Be Free?""You said it.""You Say To People 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves?""Seems to be a major human activity, yes.

What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve that?

People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless.

Down, boy! Couchant! I said couchant! No! Not rampant!

You Say To People 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves?

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.

Don’t look for a reason to be kind. Be a little more loving and kind.

With grace we can overcome every human limitations.

Do not fear your inner light.Carry your light to the dark world.

If you feel that you can solve others problems, then please, work little more on your own problems and solve them first.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind.

I didn't know I was compared to Elizabeth Montgomery, but I think that I'm in very good company with her.

There is no gains without pain.

I make sure I carve out time to be with my daughter.

I think ultimately a fan is a fan and you can't put new things on the fans mind if you don't have an audience.