If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind.

All of the answers you seek can be found in the macrocosmic view of the microcosmic You.

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.

I didn't think Comfort and Joy was going to be a box-office smash.

The Mean Value Theorem is the midwife of calculus - not very important or glamorous by itself, but often helping to deliver other theorems that are of major significance.

Honestly, humans are social creatures that really crave intimacy, and I think that the friends I have who are trying to somehow go it alone are suffering for it.

The mercantile business did not suit me

I only know this - that you can’t give advice to an artist.

I think it's bad when people start booing between serves.

No man ruleth safely but he that is willingly ruled.