If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

I knew how one climbing the mountain of worldly success can slip down into the river below without being conscious of the descent till he is already drowning.

Stick to what you know and always be true to yourself. If you do that, your writing will be true, also.

If the generous ideas of youth are too often over- clouded by the sordid views of after-life, that scarcely proves them to be false

Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!

I feel so strongly that deep and simple is far more essential than shallow and complex.

You have probably had past lives where you were in better stages of mind than you are in now.

An accomplished man to his fingertips.

The revolution has always been in the hands of the young. The young always inherit the revolution.

There is balance in life, but not fairness.

'The Pianist' is a movie I could watch over and over again.