If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Love and Compassion – these are the greatest education a person can ever have.

The mind’s nature is worldly. If someone comes late, the mind will say ‘Why did you come at this wrong time?’ And this will create [bondage with] an iron shackle.

Every moment I have ever experienced as a child is as important as every moment I am experiencing now, or will experience ever. I guess what I'm saying is that not everybody should have children.

If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.

Our rural ancestors, with little blest, Patient of labor when the end was rest, Indulged the day that housed their annual grain, With feasts, and off'rings, and a thankful strain.

I'm always looking for inspiration.

My biggest ambition is never to be bored. I'm not aggressive enough to strongly run after being an actress.

It's better to do a dull thing with style than a dangerous thing without it.

I've got just 3 words: Ain't I Great?

The craftiest trickery are too short and ragged a cloak to cover a bad heart.