If you say you are truly in love with me, you must see the light in my darkness, embrace my iniquity, and follow me to hell.

I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.

How convinced are you that man was created in the image of God when you can't see the image of God?

If you are truly a servant of God, then you are to serve him as a master.

God will not punish you when you speak your mind, because he speaks through you if he truly lives in you.

No matter the joy in heaven, its coldness will make you bask beside the flames of hell.

Fighting physically signifies spiritual weakness.

Selfishness is the unwillingness to give up your soul for the rehabilitation of your future.

Going to church is not a sign of going to God, if you think he is omnipresent, he is right there in your soul and bedroom.

Don't regret your despondency in the shadows of evil, for the good light never did anything to erase your misery.

Bad business should be done without guilt if it is a source of income.

All women speak two languages:
the language of men
and the language of silent suffering.
 Some women speak a third, 
the language of queens.

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

I think it's a big mistake to decide too soon what you're going to do with your life.

I'm not the next anyone, I'm the first Maria Sharapova.

No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change.

The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.

Im a little untidy, and my favorite color is gray, and Im always scurrying around in a panic.

A man is eminent as long as he is orthodox. When he begins to think for himself he becomes a crank.