If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

If you were to love, love not for the lust that you yearn but the rather the pain that you earn with it.

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything.

Once, if I remember well, my life was a feast where all hearts opened and all wines flowed.

For years I felt that I wasn't ready to take on slavery. It's a huge topic, and I didn't want to mess it up.

There are so many issues in our oceans - like the near extinction of blue fin tuna - that should be taken more seriously worldwide.

The country makes me more paranoid, you know? I think the crazy people out there are little crazier.

I love those documentaries where everyone is fabulous and always perfect.

He glosses over and doesn't even tell the truth....Here is a guy who is the ultimate flip-flopper running for president, and he's attacking me for not being principled? That doesn't wash.

I want to be successful. Not just money. Just making a successful record and a successful show... I could feel successful without selling a million records.

Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model.