If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy.

[American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say.

He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount.

sometimes the most logical thought that come out from our head is far from "logic" in reality.

Reason is the life of the law nay the common law itself is nothing else but reason. The law which is perfection of reason.

Say someone tells me their name - that name can turn into a taste or a color and that's how I categorize it in my mind. It's an easy way of categorizing things.

There are “bus bench” workouts and “park bench” workouts. A bus bench and a park bench look exactly the same, but your expectations sitting in them are radically different.

I've got friends in the different teams I've played for, but family is the most important thing to me. That will always be the case.

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.

I don't particularly like showing furniture on pedestals, but for whatever reasons you always have to in museums.