If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.

As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.

Like your job. Love your wife.

Why does a heart wear its eyesinto helllike slivers of false sunshine

The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something.

Clearly security without values is like a ship without a rudder. But values without security are like a rudder without a ship.

This is [her] soul group.’ What do you mean?’ It’s a group of souls with whom she resonates closely.

The purpose of art is to bring people into presence.

I'm a terrible sort of non-fussy eater, really. I don't like posh food very much, and the more ingredients something's got in it, the less I tend to like it.

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.

Soldiers of Israel, we have no aims of conquest. Our purpose is to bring to naught the attempts of the Arab armies to conquer our land.

By virtue of believing in a Supreme Being one embraces certain mysteries.

Ideology is a partial truth masquerading as the whole truth.