If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

You can't try to do things you simply must do them.

The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

Getting on the road and driving along a road at night, or even in the daytime and seeing the oceans or whatever, is always liberating.

I can move both of my eyes separately in different directions.

But rarely have I made choices that made me feel I was really compromising what I believe.

I guess the quality that makes one write poetry keeps one from selling it.

I realize the answer is not to create wilderness and walk away.

The only sort of descriptive adjective or catch phrase for my music would be 'eclectic.'

Writing about writing is a bit like talking about a conversation you are having; it tends to obscure desperation about where the next word is coming from.

All cats love a cushioned couch.