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I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.

I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of calories, but you have to start somewhere Eventually, you'll get there.

I like to touch things. In my house I have a lot of velvet drapes and thick, lush couches.

For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still love to sleep on couches now.

I'm pretty much a couch potato.

My favorite room in the house is the living room. We have two big couches, six recliners and over 20 pillows. It's a really comfortable place to hang out with my family.

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

Something happens to us all when we experience something as a unit that doesn't occur when we're on our couches or holding our little portable DVD players.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.

Movies are as old as psychoanalysis. So if I were to put you or anyone else on a couch and say, 'Tell me your favorite movies,' it would be a way of psychoanalyzing you.

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way.

There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own feet while reclining on couches.

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.

I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.

I lived on couches for something like six months. I had no home. I was totally broke. I would stay at a friend's house for two weeks, then move because I didn't want to become this permanent mooch.

I can sit here on the couch and hear you say, "You're very feminine and very attractive," but I have always struggled with that.

Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave.

In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

[T]he historian lays humanity on the couch.

A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.

Luckily, I didn't get too beaten up before someone gave me a shot, but there were times when I was living on friends' couches and eating five-dollar subs from Subway almost every meal.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Dance music makes us dance. Let us get off our couch and spin around!

Or a way to stay on strangers couches, that just sounds terrible all around.

O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion.

When you travel so much, the best and most relaxing thing is to just sit on the couch and not move.

You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me.

All cats love a cushioned couch.

Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look thrilled about it.

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.

I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch.

I couch-surfed for years. But I always wanted to live in Baltimore; I still do. If I had to choose, it would always be Baltimore.

That practis'd falsehood under saintly shew, Deep malice to conceal, couch'd with revenge.

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches.

I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.

The Iraqis sat down for talks on how to put together a post-war government. They would have sat down yesterday, but somebody stole all their couches.

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula

Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.