If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Wasting time is when seconds, minutes and hours are passing without being converted

It would do her good to have some demons to fight, to be swung out in space and held over some bottomless pit now and then.

It is almost always a fault of one who loves not to realize when he ceases to be loved.

Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Business is tough; you need tough guys.

Analogue. A part or organ in one animal which has the same function as another part or organ in a different animal.

When I'm in the studio I often hunger for the road. And when away I long for the efficiency of the studio.

Don't get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for anyone who has the nerve to even attempt to do music today, but this is just about what excites me.

I like to make all kinds of movies. I'd do 'Ocean's Thirteen' with the right script.