If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Do not mourn the dead. They know what they are doing.

We must accept the fact that we have distorted and constricted our lives as adults in accordance with our unconscious beliefs.

A good-enough novel violently written now is better than a perfect novel meticulously written never.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

Impersonators, with time give up hope, but great leaders imitate with discretion.

Write a true, careless, slovenly impulsive, honest diary every day of your life.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

When I testified in front of Congress, I know that I was testifying under oath and I told the truth.

No failure means no risk, which means nothing new

All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead. These are the rooms of ruin where the spiders spin and the great circuits fall quiet, one by one.