I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

We often cause ourselves suffering by wanting only to live in a world of valleys, a world without struggle and difficulty, a world that is flat, plain, consistent.

I will one day accept death with gratitude if I meet it having lived a life that became truly my own.

Acceptance brings calmness with it.

Everything is, the way it is, for a reason. Or it isn't. Or neither. Or both. It's so hard to tell. It's so hard to tell you're a mile away by the Luke in your eye.

We protect virtue so that virtue will protect us.

There are really three parts to the creative process. First there is inspiration, then there is the execution, and finally there is the release.

Jesus didn't die so we could fill auditoriums, he died so that lives could be transformed.

The Earth is just one place of many that we could hang our hats.

Could have called back just to say som' I'm fall back in the bass drum

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.