Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor.

Why did everyone like that story so much when it wasn't true? Why was everyone so eager to believe it? Was it because, in real life, ever after's generally stink?

It’s the people you hold closest who have the most power to make you bleed.

Don't treat me like I am something that happened to you.

You're a beautiful girl, and you can do anything you want in life.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

The moon shines for you.

I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me.

People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.

You can't be fearless, remember? Because you still care about things. About your life.