If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Never use money to measure wealth, son.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

I may not believe in magic, but I know words have the magical power to change a person or a life in a second.

Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the understanding that, like Mom used to say, sooner or later something's gonna get you.

Moonlight signifies a time when there is hope in darkness, but you have to focus on that hope.

The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one.

A cross could be a shape for expressing something spacious; such as the coordinators of space. That could be called its first significance or its first relevance.

Comedy can be very freeing. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Years rolled on again, and Wendy had a daughter. This ought not to be written in ink but in a golden splash.

Ultimate stupidity: Mistakenly thinking you will get what you want by complaining about and focusing on exactly what you don't want.

There's no greater power than the power of good-bye.

Of course, there isn't really a black population in Idaho or Utah.