If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

With time, scars turn into wisdom.

A social movement that only moves people is merely a revolt. A movement that changes both people and institutions is a revolution.

The series of integers is obviously an invention of the human mind, a self-created tool which simplifies the ordering of certain sensory experiences.

What is jazz? It, It's almost like asking, What is French? Jazz is a musical language. It's a musical dialect that actually embodies the spirit of America.

You can't be loved for long if you're not feared.

Since an informed citizenry is the basis for a healthy democracy, independent, non-corporate media are more crucial today than ever before

This, said Damerel wrathfully, is the second time you have walked in just as I am about to propose to your sister!

All things I thought I knew; but now confess The more I know, I know, I know the less.

A pause while my mother made high-pitched sisterly devotions of gratitude.

A great speech is literature.