If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

I was a ballet dancer growing up and that's what I was convinced I would be.

Today in Sri Lanka, Pope Francis visited a Buddhist temple. When asked why, the Pope said, 'Just keeping my options open. It's a dicey job market. You never know.'

A civil guest Will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.

They say men and women can't be friends, but that's not true.

Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle.

If things were simple, word would have gotten around.

This is an evening of wonders, indeed!

Don't forget how you got here. Don't Forget.

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise.

There's no such thing as nothing.