Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle.

There’s only two types of manager. Those who’ve been sacked and those who will be sacked in then future

As one door closes, another one shuts.

I'm a firm believer that if the other side scores first, you have to score twice to win.

If you hire people who are smarter than you, maybe you are showing that you are a little bit smarter than them.

I think if they hadn't scored, we might have got a better result.

If they hadn't scored, we would've won.

Managers are obsessed with the game. It's very, very difficult, if not impossible, to live a balanced lifestyle.

Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem.

It's like being on Death Row in an American jail. You are waiting for the door handle to turn, not knowing whether it's a reprieve or just your final breakfast before being executed.

I was a veritable Johnny Appleseed of grand expectations, and all I reaped for my trouble was a harvest of bitter fruit.

But, I get this feeling that if I stay close to you, I'll find what I'm looking for

Let us humour if we can The vertical man Though we value none But the horizontal one.

The really great novel tends to be the exact negative of its author's life.

I shall refract myself, yes, I shall no longer be known as the prism.

...I want my spirituality to rid me of hate, not give me reason for it.

Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle.

The only thing that counts is if you know how to prepare your ingredients. Even if with the best and freshest ingredients in the world, if your dish is tasteless or burnt, it's ruined.

Whatever you can lose, you should reckon of no account.

Unfortunately civility is hard to codify or legislate, but you know it when you see it. It's possible to disagree without being disagreeable.