If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.

What the war did to the dreamers.

You cannot let where you are today cause you to get stuck. I'm going to be my best right now. That's what faith is all about.

I am a vigilant monarchist. I want to see things evolve. The direction the monarchy seems to be moving in - towards a more mainland-European model - is one I would feel sympathetic about.

Within a capitalist consumer society, the cult of personality has the power to subsume ideas, to make the person, the personality into the product and not the work itself.

My son has two loving parents and an extended family, whether it's cousins or stepmothers or boyfriends. My son is surrounded by love.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

Still, something about writing made me spend large hours of my free time at my desk.

Large flocks of butterflies, all kinds of happy insects, seem to be in a perfect fever of joy and sportive gladness.

I definitely think what drives technology companies is the people; because in a technology company it's always about what are you going to do next.