I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

You gotta believe you can accomplish anything, and those who believe that they can accomplish anything, most likely will.

To be inefficient and effective is better than being efficient and ineffective.

We add value to our lives by giving without expectations

Not my will but thine be done.

It takes time to live. Like any work of art, life needs to be thought about.

More people will die from hit-or-miss eating than from hit-and-run driving.

If I were an antiquarian, I would have eyes only for old stuff, but I am a historian. Therefore, I love life.

O cold ! O shivery ! It was your ambrosial beauty. Forget, forgive. Kismet. Let me off this once.

I like creating villains.

Proud people keep others at arm's length. Broken people are willing to take the risks of getting close to others and loving intimately.

But I never let a fantasy get away, because I always stop to analyze it.