If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

Money alone cannot buy pleasure, though it can help. For enjoyment is an art and a skill for which we have little talent or energy.

I like people that enjoy life, 'cause I do the same.

The beginning of love for the brethren is learning to listen to them.

I was not too smart and constantly mouthed off and didn't know anything.

Everyone who makes music is a good collaborator at their foundation because in order to make music, you have to connect to it in a way that other people can't.

Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.

I'm a great believer in the character of the club. To me, character has a lot to do with how you compete. That creates urgency and toughness. That elevates the talent that you have.

Maybe I had to stop photographing so that I could learn to touch.