If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

And seemingly as winter has become spring, confusion has become insight.

You don't have to push or pull or fight or win, the struggle is illusory. Sometimes or rather, all times, you just have to be.

...You know what I mean?

Things are fragile, but we're all being carried and I think we're all on our path in that sense. As fragile as things are, we're still getting there.

I think human beings make life beautiful. There's a lot of beauty in everything. I think what makes life beautiful is the ability to acknowledge that.

I think that's the most important thing: when life kind of screws you over a little bit, you've got to learn from that experience.

I have a really hard time connecting to music that doesn't feel like I'm somehow solving a puzzle that applies to my life.

The present's just a pleasant interruption to the past.

You're gonna get thrown curve balls left and right, and that's just the way it goes.

This is to the world and how god damn beautiful it is.

I love Mormon boys!

To use violence against a peaceful man is the greatest immorality and the biggest rot ever!

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.

The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.

If life has taught me one thing, it's that there are no villains. Only people, doing their best.

I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.

Yes, Im quirky, loud and crazy.

Everything we do is either an act of love or a cry for help.

We need to keep a very keen eye on our own government. It's getting too rich and redistributing wealth is a sure way of robbing us of our private property rights and other rights along with them.