If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

One of the most important things you can accomplish is just being yourself.

When you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock it... Kick that B*tch in, smile and introduce yourself

BLOOD, SWEAT & RESPECT. First two you GIVE. Last one you EARN.

Grind Hard, Shine Hard.

I've learned over the years that when it comes to success, consistency is key. Consistent hard work that we may not like doing today, but for a payoff we'll love tomorrow. Earn it. Enjoy it.

Don't be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should your dreams.

Success isn't always about 'greatness'. It's about consistency. Consistent hard work gains success. Greatness will come.

Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, "awe s***.. they're up".

There is no substitute for hardwork. Always be humble and hungry.

The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!

Don’t be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers.

It takes two to bribe.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

Get inside information from the president and you will probably lose half your money. If you get it from the chairman of the board, you will lose all of your money.

I hope the Icelandic government grants me political asylum.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

At about 40, the roles started slowing down. I started getting offers to play mothers and grandmothers

I've learnt to listen. I don't think I always did listen.

If the being of God ceased for one second, the universe would disappear.

The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.