If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Happy girls are the prettiest

Some horror movies are just for shock value, so it doesn't really feel scary.

Conceit may bring about one's own downfall.

The whole idea of a stereotype is to simplify. Instead of going through the problem of all this great diversity - that it's this or maybe that - you have just one large statement; it is this.

As an actor you have one great fear: pimples!

It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people.

Evolution has been observed. It's just that it hasn't been observed while it's happening.

The American people don't want Obamacare. It has been forced on the American people, despite the fact that Democrats no longer control the House.

Do you desire not to be angry? Be not inquisitive. He who inquires what is said of him only works out his own misery.

Throughout his life Newton must have devoted at least as much attention to chemistry and theology as to mathematics.