If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Greatness is not a gift that one can give to another, but rather is a thief's relic that we must take for ourselves.

Thought can never capture the movement of life, it is much too slow.

The country has undergone a profound social upheaval, the greatest the proletariat has ever known.

The answer to human life is not to be found within the limits of human life.

I refuse to say anything beyond five years because I don't think we can see much beyond five years.

It is the weight, not numbers of experiments that is to be regarded.

I now can be sure that, once I start writing a book, I'll be able to finish it. I've also become more assured about my 'voice' as a writer and being able to keep the characters true to themselves.

I started acting when I was 10, doing musical theater. I was a brunette at that time. I was always cast in all the exotic parts.

Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish

Enjoying the bouquet while resisting the wine." -Edward