If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Whether someone is useful only matters if you value people by their use.

The heart cannot feel joy without also feeling pain, it cannot know love without also knowing loss.

It is better to admit your failure than to live in self deception.

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

I feel like every single person has guardian angels.

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

You really know a person when you sleep so near to them, or when you eat with them.

It's actually a very unpleasant experience to read a Nature paper, or to read a Science paper.

I am a smiling depressive.