If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Your current circumstances are part of your redemption story He is writing.

And I think THAT'S what we need to be pursuing with our lives: learning to be more skillful at coping with our minds.

Thoughts of being a pirate and stealing her away to my ship race across my mind. Although I’m not a pirate, and she’s not my captured princess.

If you cannot change your circumstances, then change your attitude.

The subject of bisexuality really needs much more discussion. Its a status that does exist.

To me photography can be simultaneously a record and a mirror or window of self-expression.

If we can have drones, we can have brown people on TV, and the world won't end! We need to catch up. We are painfully behind.

I would absolutely identify as a New Yorker by nature. I grew up in Detroit. There was not a bone in my body that even considered staying in Detroit for the rest of my life.

Oh, that was a good time, when I was unhappy.