If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

How many books on manifesting will you buy before your realize that all you have manifested is a bunch of useless books? Do more than just wish

Jackie Robinson, as an athlete and as someone who was trying to make a stand for equality, he was exemplary.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead it's alive and living in the White House.

Mozart is sweet sunshine.

Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs.

When it comes to betting on yourself... you're a chicken-livered coward if you hesitate.

The greatest miracle is the miracle of wakefulness, to awaken from the dream of life and to see infinity everywhere, even in the finite, in the simple doings of life.

Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream.

I never thought I would get to have my own action figure.