If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Some of the things that contributed to my positive attitude were rejoicing, smiling and acknowledging every small step I had made.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

I mean, seriously, what lady of taste could resist a shiny green head of hair like mine?

DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet.

You have to sometimes shoot from the second row, that's all football. So you have to be a bit more flexible.

Community means people spending time together here, and I don't think there's really that.

Try to see the world from the eyes of an old man! Old eyes are a good place to begin with for understanding the truths!

All over the world when you test men and women for facial cue recognition, women test... better. Its a negotiation tool.

I still have a lot my Disney store art left and if I ever run out I'll just redraw it, because it will still be my original art and as a freelancer I own it.

I always loved to paint. As a kid, I liked to dip my paintbrush in black ink. They gave colors to me to use, but I didn't like them very much.