If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

For success in corporate world, it is essential to identify and seek what you want.

The absence of wish, to analysis yourself, the surrounding world, and what you are doing. Is the logical, and philosophical proof, of zombie mind, and consciousness.

. .women are house as well as factory slaves and are forced to bear a double workload.

If we don't progress, we backslide into bad habits, laziness and poor attitude.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!

You are the untold story. You are the impassioned truth wanting to scream its existence, to be forever trapped by a strong hand clapped firmly over the mouth of my soul.

. . . he who only or chiefly chose for Beauty, will in a little Time find the same Reason for another Choice.

In our judgment of human transactions, the law of optics is reversed, we see most dimly the objects which are close around us.

Behind every tree there's a new monster.

Blue has no dimensions, it is beyond dimensions.