If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.

... a whole day’s tête-à-tête between two women can never end without a quarrel.

He that wrongs his friend, wrongs himself more.

Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.

The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

I rarely repeat playing the same role in a show. I figured I'd plumbed 90 percent the first time around, so let's move on to something where I'm starting from scratch.

There can be no high civility without a deep morality, though it may not always call itself by that name.

If you're writing about a character, if he's a powerful character, unless you give him vulnerability I don't think he'll be as interesting to the reader.

Religion believes in miracles, but these aren't compatible with science.

There is no greater legacy that we can leave our children and grandchildren than a peaceful and safer world.

Terrorism is not new to black people.