If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Just being with Nakajima made me feel as if we were detached from history, and had no particular age.

Fear is a powerful stimulant.

We do not fear death.We fear not having lived enough.

Clever talk, ingratiating looks, fawning reverence: Tso-ch’iu Ming found that shameful, and so do I. Friendly while harboring resentment: Tso-ch’iu Ming found that shameful, too, and so do I.

You couldn't be a racist and live in L.A.; you'd be exhausted.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

Do you cherish your humble and silky life?

Inside all of us is... hope. Inside all of us is... fear. Inside all of us is... adventure. Inside all of us is a wild thing.

My job apart from anything else is to build an ensemble composed of actors who all come from a secure place so that they can all work together to make the film.

PR is a mix of journalism, psychology, and lawyering - it's an ever-changing and always interesting landscape.