If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt to sell you a share in the ultimate gated community?

If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.

If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

I'll be inside the one who holds you. And then I won't be.

Where the spirit of godliness is, where there are godly principles in action, where there is justice and peace, there will surely be prosperity.

Fear ain't respect—how could I have ever thought it was?

without presence of love -heart is virgin within vast eternity

my life was lived through falling rainso call on me if there be pain

I tilt my face up and inhale, willing my surroundings to enter me somehow and to remind me how small I am.

In an individualistic culture, the narcissist is God's gift to the world. In a collectivist society, the narcissist is God's gift to the collective.

You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems.

Castle isn't really affected emotionally by murder. He's thrilled about, 'Oh, my God, I wonder how this happened?'

I want to achieve anti-fashion through fashion. That's why I'm always heading in my own direction, in parallel to fashion.