God doesn't send atheists to Hell -- there's no room with all the Christians down there.

If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt to sell you a share in the ultimate gated community?

If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

Love thy soul, manifest thy light

The only darkness you must fear is the the one that burns in your soul." *Chiki101*

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

The next time you do a filibuster, keep walking around.

This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears.

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time

While vegans and meat-eaters disagree, we can all be united in our fear and hatred for the horror that is factory farming.

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible.

Too often we participate in the globalization of indifference. May we strive instead to live global solidarity.

If you're watching cable news, you are going to get a distorted picture.