IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best.

The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.

Om is that God of love. Like a loving mother Om cleans us of our clutters collected through many incarnations.

You did say something I found offensive yesterday.What was that?I believe the word you used was friends.

Dynamite is loyal to the one who lights the fuse.

I rather enjoy being contradicted. It forces me to think harder.

Everything in life is a blessing, however, sometimes we have to work through a lesson or challenge to earn it.

We are all creatures of the stars and their forces, they make us, we make them, we are part of a dance from which we by no means and not ever may consider ourselves separate.

Kids haven't changed - you have.

In war, the general alone can judge of certain arrangements. It depends on him alone to conquer difficulties by his own superior talents and resolution.

You can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year

The Conservative Party has one overriding concern in foreign policy, and that is the growth of Communist power and influence in the world, and the dangers it can bring for all of us.