The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.

The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you’ll run into and it’s always smart to look your best.

Had I crossed the passSupported by a stick, I would have spared myselfThe fall from the horse.

Resilient systems fail gracefully. A perfect system is often most fragile.

You can walk and still talk... but still there is a possibility you to die.

Stop categorizing and labeling! This is your way to avoid the unknown but brings the risk to avoid the new!

Judges are required by our democratic system not to overstep their positions to become policy makers or super-legislators.

I have to exfoliate my lips as they're quite a large surface area and sometimes when I wear lipstick, it goes all cakey. So I mix brown sugar with lip balm and just scrub it onto them.

I like making little videos and little records. I've always loved video cameras and four-track cassette recorders, still cameras, anything.

'Doctor Who' was the first mythology that I learned, before ever I ran into Greek or Roman or Egyptian mythologies.

I've seen some great write ups and I emailed her the other night because I saw her on an awards show recently.

The intelligent person depends on his own insight; he trusts his own being. He loves and respects himself.