I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

If you want to be a graduate student, you have to fall in love with reading.

The only way I can pay back for what fate and society have handed me is to try, in minor totally useless ways, to make an angry sound against injustice.

I have amazing people around me. I couldn't be in a better place. I'm grateful for my life and where I'm at. I never thought I could be in the position that I'm in.

Bid a singer in a chorus, Know Thyself; and will he not turn for the knowledge to the others, his fellows in the chorus, and to his harmony with them?

Sharing information, art, music, and everything on the internet now has become a part of everyone's lives.

Born to fight. Learn to win. Live to help.

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

A man of peace does more good than a very learned man.

Worry is not believing God will get it right, and bitterness is believing God got it wrong.

We show our sympathy with slavery by emancipating slaves where we cannot reach them, and holding them in bondage where we can set them free.