College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

When you become too predictable you lose your brand's luster.

To look upon that landscape in the early morning, with the sun at your back, is to lose the sense of proportion.

We are your brothers, your daughters, your friends. We just happened to have been wrapped in a smaller package.

There is generally not any conscious thought; it's all instinct, and practice takes over.

Abstract paintings must be as real as those created by the 16th century Italians.

People are not considerate of others. They tend not to consider themselves as all living together, but see themselves only as individuals.

I've always been into films. I've been offered lots of films but they've always been these very stereotypical roles. They wanted me to play some gangster or street guy, or pimp, drug addict.

The attainment of an ideal is often the beginning of a disillusion.

There's no law that says I can't cook in my own house." - Charlie Swan

Therapy really did prepare me to become an empathic songwriter. As far as advice goes, it's a matter of self understanding first.