I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

It is hard to be kind to those who smack the hands that feed you.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

We view God as a resource that will broker all my cheap desires.

Our best friends and our worst enemies are our thoughts. A thought can do us more good than a doctor or a banker or a faithful friend. It can also do us more harm than a brick.

Paul Hollywood's "You're under baked" is even better than "You're fired."

If prisons, freight trains, swamps, and gators don't get ya to write songs, man, y'ain't got no business writin' songs.

Something deep in all of us yearns for God's beauty, and we can find it no matter where we are.

The world does not reward average people so I will be extraordinary.

I'm of Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese descent, and was raised on Hawaii.

The line of life is a ragged diagonal between duty and desire.