I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Dig deep for you to discover the misery of success – success has miseries that are hidden in failure and those miseries cannot befriend those who sit at the comfort zone.

I belong to a stupid nation that kill and murder their own people for language and religion, then they call it foreigners interference.

If you can't turn yourself into your customer, you probably shouldn't be in the ad writing business at all.

The peace and justice movement has to expand and not run away from the plight of gang members.

And so, it's not a thing of how many carries, but were you effective when you did carry.

You haven't prepared yourself for worship if you just practice musical art

Much sooner than we think, comes the end! Science is the only master who can change this.

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

If you have conflicts, everything breaks down in society. Kids can't go to school. Basic health can't be looked after. Every aspect of society falls apart.

If the Sri Lankan government resorts to state oppression against the Tamils and Muslims, then we will fight.